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I Guess Heidi Montag Had Her Implants Removed
Chris “Leave Britney Alone” Crocker leaves the Newsroom Cafe in LA. I can’t get over how much this kid looks like Heidi Montag. It’s funny every time. What do you have to say for yourself now, Chris?...
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Quotables
“I retract my statement. Britney needs to not be left alone right now. I think if everyone left her alone, she could do some major damage to herself.” Chris “Leave Britney Alone” Crocker, to Page Six...
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Heidi Montag Goes Shopping
If Michael over at DListed has a love affair with Phoebe Price, I have to admit my why-are-they-a-celebrity allegiance goes to Chris “Leave Britney Alone” Crocker. I just adore this kid. I also love...
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Don’t Mind Me, I’m Just Obsessing Over Chris Crocker
My God, I love this kid. He’s everything that’s right about Hollywood. Here’s Chrissy (aka Heidi Montag) out shopping on Robertson. Be sure to click the thumbnail to learn more about how Chris fits...
View ArticleSomeone’s Getting Fired Over at Fox News
Heh. I guess they were running top YouTube videos, and they ran Chris Crocker’s “Leave Britney Alone” speech without editing out the f-bomb. Everything Chris Crocker does is magic. The post Someone’s...
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I WILL NEVER GET BORED OF CHRIS CROCKER!
Never, never, never, never, never!! You know why I love Chris Crocker? Because Chris Crocker is a self-made man. No one came to his high school and offered him a part in a reality TV show. No, no. He...
View ArticleFun with YouTube: Chris Crocker, “Mind in the Gutter”
I’m not gonna lie, this is better than anything his doppelganger Heidi Montag has ever released. I don’t know why I adore this kid, but I do. I just think he’s awesome. I can’t think of anyone quite...
View ArticleChris Crocker’s New Single
Do you guys remember Chris Crocker? You know, “Leave Britney Alone!”, that guy? Well, he’s still doing his thing, and right now his thing is music. You can listen to his newest single, “Best of...
View ArticleQuotables: Willow Smith Talks About Her Hair-Whipping Cohorts
“Me and my mom first came up with Willowettes, and then we came up with Warriorettes. It takes a warrior to stand up for themselves and not let anybody tell them that what they’re wearing or what...
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Chris Crocker: From YouTube Star to Porn Star
Please, mom, stop reading right now. Self-made celebrity Chris Crocker—that’s right, the “Leave Britney Aloooone” guy—has been experimenting with a new, scruffy look. And it works? Like, it totally...
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Courtney Stodden/Chris Crocker Collaboration Now in the Works
We haven’t seen too much of Chris Crocker around these parts lately—although, back in June, we did see too much of Chris Crocker’s parts. I think we all needed a six-month vacation from Mr. Crocker....
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Sundance Film Festival Star Chris Crocker No Longer Interested in Doing Porno
So late last night I suddenly realized, gosh, I’ve hardly read about Sundance this year. Like, OK, it isn’t Cannes (shrug), but I am pretty sure we all used to take Sundance a little more seriously....
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